My friend, casually: So, my mom bought An Art named Fred. Me: What—and I cannot emphasize this enough—the fuck. (Artist: Patricia Piccinni)pic.twitter.com/uGen1P619r
Cis, he/him, not interesting. Leftlib/Demsoc cusp, Socdem rising, moon in Ancom. Header: my buddy Alexander, best cat in the world, 3/02–10/16. 




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My friend, casually: So, my mom bought An Art named Fred. Me: What—and I cannot emphasize this enough—the fuck. (Artist: Patricia Piccinni)pic.twitter.com/uGen1P619r
I can't decide if my favorite detail is that Fred has hair all over his body, or that he has what my friend referred to as an "I want to speak to your manager" haircut.
Remember Fred, the terrifying Art? My friend is visiting him for Thanksgiving.pic.twitter.com/Ybb4JU0Iv5
New Fred the Terrifying Art update: Fred got decorated for Thanksgiving.pic.twitter.com/euafHs4bTN
New Fred the Terrifying Art update: Happy Fourth of July from Fred the Terrifying Art!pic.twitter.com/yxnvU3NPN1
If I have to remember Fred, you have to remember Fred.
Good old Fred.
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