Cis, he/him, not interesting. Leftlib/Demsoc cusp, Socdem rising, moon in Ancom. Header: my buddy Alexander, best cat in the world, 3/02–10/16. 
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IIRC "American Pie" pretty much just tells the story of how much Don McLean hates Mick Jagger, anyway
Hell, the Crystals’ “And Then He Kissed Me” tells a story, from meeting to proposal with intermediate stages
You want a story? Bowie’s “Five Years” does it, so does “Starman”
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