on the phone with my mother: "hmmm what else don't you know? oh, your cousin <name> is in prison again." "oh dang, again. what for?" "oh, you know, the usual"
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The best story from talking to my mom today: My cousin enrolled her kid in a Lutheran school to start in the fall and her husband (a Catholic) freaked out. Apparently he thinks Lutherans worship Martin Luther King. I don't even know what to tell you lol
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Also apparently my mom and a couple of her sisters went to a funeral recently at which there was an altar call (this happens a lot) Afterwards, her cousins were asking my mom about me...
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The conversation as reported: M: oh, well, KC's out in California. She's a minister... C: does she have a husband? M: no...she has a girlfriend, they're not married yet. C: ...what kind of minister??
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M: uh...Universal Unitarian C: what's that? M: they think people have a right to be alive and that you should read a book
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I've sure heard worse foundational beliefs
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