I am a parent. By the time teens perceive me -- in about 5 years, roughly -- it will only be to think I am the most embarrassing, out-of-touch person alive but also please can you give me a ride?, as the universe intended
I mean thank god for that, I do not wish to be Perceived by Teenshttps://twitter.com/Em0wen/status/1393270452328488961 …
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I consider my non-parent, non-teacher lifestyle to mean I really shouldn't cross paths with teenagers unless they're a friend's child.
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