so we've got a couple juicy conspiracy theory options available here: • COVID vax causes Goblinization • COVID vax _suppresses_ Goblinization
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explained Goblinization Day to partner (who is a nerd like me, but prefers fantasy to cyberpunk and was never into Shadowrun) and she noted that maybe her 2nd vax jab tomorrow will trigger the Troll transformation
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(if the former, maybe which vax you get determines whether and how you Goblinize? like if you get Pfizer you become an Ork, if you get Moderna you become a Troll?)
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I was hoping for Ork, because I feel like it would be harder to find clothes that fit a Troll, but I got the Dolly Dose, so I may have to resign myself to having bony armor plates erupt through my skin.
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(also: my brain insists that "Goblinized By The COVID Vaccine" is the title of a SFW Chuck Tingle novella. I'm sorry about my brain.)
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