We cleaned off the clothes pile chair because we're having company(!) and she's taking full advantagepic.twitter.com/ijPOblfHaR
Cis, he/him, not interesting. Leftlib/Demsoc cusp, Socdem rising, moon in Ancom. Header: my buddy Alexander, best cat in the world, 3/02–10/16. 




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We cleaned off the clothes pile chair because we're having company(!) and she's taking full advantagepic.twitter.com/ijPOblfHaR
Tfw you’re not quite ready to wake up from your nap despite having done nothing but nap all daypic.twitter.com/2Q9kk1lFNf
Before and after I told her to get down and let @jadedanger work. Unrepentant.pic.twitter.com/nvCg4VpP80
She’s surprisingly focused on gymnasticspic.twitter.com/KrArKpP7Nq
Apparently "I fits, I sits" applies even when the box is no longer a box.pic.twitter.com/ZlOszrqt79
She watches over the neighborhoodpic.twitter.com/fh8biy5qZi
she knows you got the other one _for_ her, and she loves being contrarian
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