Scientists have again landed a spacecraft on a proverbial dime on a planet 40 million miles away that rotates at 241 metres per second. Think I'm gonna trust them on this climate change stuff.
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This is fascistic voter intimidation on proud display inside a Miami polling location.
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His mask telling voters who to vote for and “no more bullshit” is backed up by a uniform with a badge, a flag & a gun. Hell to the fuck, “NO.”
The six-room Walter Reed Presidential Suite includes an intensive care unit, kitchen, living room, bedroom & a dining room with a crystal chandelier. That’s a lot of bang for $750 bucks.
Saying “I don’t know the guy” only to find an 80-min tape of you yucking it up about taking out a career ambassador bc she was in the way of your plans to corrupt an election.
In a better time, in a better place, with better politics, that’d end a presidency.
That’s the tragedy
ATLANTA POLICE: At this point all we can say is that the suspect is someone who Senator Ron Johnson would absolutely not fear.
Always thought the apocalypse would be dramatic and sudden like a bomb. In fact, it’s just a slow bummer where everybody loses their basic manners.
"Finalists?" Have you been backstage to see them naked yet?
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Very organized process taking place as I decide on Cabinet and many other positions. I am the only one who knows who the finalists are!
The human population of Earth has never achieved “herd immunity” with a natural infection without a vaccine. Smallpox existed for four centuries.
What the White House & Dr Atlas are condoning is the laissez-faire state-sanctioned mass murder of millions. Wear a mask. Vote Biden.
I was raised as a Catholic.
But I was born gay.
I’d never dream of harming a child.
My church spent centuries raping kids & covering it up.
I’m still gay.
But I’m no longer Catholic.🏳️🌈
Leave a better planet for our children? How about leaving better children for our planet?
The Duggar documentary “Shiny Happy People” is a sickening, sobering reminder of how much the rightwing evangelical attack on LGBTQs is pure narrative inversion to deflect from their own vile church sponsored sexual abuse.
During this difficult time, Mark Zuckerberg and family appreciate you respecting their privacy.
Not to brag, but I can still fit into my fetal position from high school.
When you realize that the Ukrainian people’s resistance is technically “Antifa,” it’s easier to understand why the American far right is defending Putin.
Been with my partner 18 amazing faithful years & can't get married & this 4-time divorcee is pontificating about the "sanctity of marriage?"
The first rule of Culture Club is,
1) Do you really want to hurt me?
All they are asking for is to end Roe v Wade, eliminate the Marriage Equality Act, deport/arrest/vilify The Other, install their God-chosen serial rapist adulterer to the throne & wrap it all up with a blessed mideast Rapture War.
TRUMP ON EASTER: "Jesus let himself be betrayed. Weak leader. Very weak. And only 12 followers. Sad."
CPAC is like if America let Al-Qaeda hold a training camp in Montana six months after 9/11.
Motion as taxpayers to Airbnb the White House since it's sitting vacant every weekend.
Clarence Thomas’s wife helped organize and transport the crazies that wanted to hang Mike Pence. This is classic Stockholm Syndrome.
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I stand with Justice Clarence Thomas and call on every American to join me in defending this good man and principled jurist.
Foghorn Leghorn would have made a terrible, I say, would have made a terrible, I saya terrible tweeter.
So here's a woman being tasered. She is a Sioux elder. This is "law & order" in 2016. Look at their faces. Look. At. Their. Fucking. Faces.
“Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I'm too lazy to change.
Knowing what we know about 1/6, why is this individual still at large to foment sedition? Why hasn’t the military recalled him to strip him of his rank? Why is he still addressing packed stadiums & using drunk christian history to incite extremist violence
A US Senator does not get to “throw his support” behind the defeated incumbent president. That’s not a thing in a Democratic Republic. It’s Authoritarianism 101.
Thoughtful of the US Senate to tip toe so quietly and eliminate our healthcare in the middle of the night so as not to disturb our sleep.
Facebook is where you convince your friends you have a life.
Twitter is where your friends reward you with trophies for not having one.
NANCY PELOSI: This is terrible. I want to speak to the manager!
PEOPLE: erm...that would be you.
Two Kennedys were shot dead.
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"There is no family in American history that has taken more arrows in the back than the Trump family" -- Eric Trump
Went on ChristianMingle .com and kept asking myself, "Who Would Jesus Do"?
Wizard of Oz (1939): A hapless teen suffering from head trauma is led down the wrong path to cosplay, heroin, organ harvesting and ultimately, homicide.
Speaking of “60 Minutes.” Every sixty-minutes another 43 Americans die because the president also walked out on them.
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This *man* and his entire family of self-entitled untouchables are going to lose their jobs, their positions in society, their fortunes & will never see a day when their infamy does not hound & haunt their every miserable waking moment whether rotting in prison or dying in exile.
All I'm saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we're all french toast.
Oh, please. All that talk about Columbus raping and pillaging the Americas was just locker room talk.
Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong.
Mitt Romney fresh from evading Hawley’s mercenaries gives this January 6 photo new meaning.
Dennis Miller has reached singularity by becoming his own obscure pop culture reference.
It's imperative that Mitch McConnell be publicly shamed wherever he and his wife dine out for lettuce & mealworms.
TRUMP ON THE BIBLE: "Jesus let himself be betrayed. Weak leader. Very weak. And only 12 followers. Sad."
Son, life is a highway. And, well, just like a highway...you're adopted
Trump asking Pompeo if Finland was part of Russia is almost as good as the time he visited Pearl Harbor & had to ask John Kelly what the USS Arizona Memorial was all about. To think that 74-million ppl voted for this absolute fuken idiot. Mind-numbing.
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John Bolton pushes back on Newsmax host: "[Trump] barely knew where Ukraine was...It's just not accurate to say that Trump's behavior somehow deterred the Russians"
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Who is this god they speak about?
This god of guns but not of grace.
This god of greed but not generosity.
This god of the womb but not of the woman.
This god who cannot hear children cry.
This god who fears dark skin.
This god of America but not all of America?
Who is this “god”
Saw Nancy Pelosi at the gym. She was doing shoulder shrugs, eye-rolls & didly-squats.
i’m having an unexpectedly bad reaction to Florida’s new anti-LGBTQ laws.
As a gay guy who survived the Reagan HIV/AIDS crisis with all of its death, cruelty & bigotry, I never imagined such hatred would again arise in the 21st century.
i can’t return to that time. im so sorry
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Speaking of “sudden”:
• Where are the Deutsche Bank & Mazars *receipts?*
• When are McGhan, Weisselberg, Pecker, Sater, Hicks et al scheduled for open public hearings?
• Why hasn’t the House filed a SINGLE subpoena for things beyond Mueller
We’ve seen stains move faster.
The reason Beau Biden’s service in Iraq “triggers” the trump family is bc even in their wildest nightmares they could never imagine a life so faithfully dedicated to serving their country.
"I ate his face with some frijoles negros and a nice Sangria."
—Canibal Héctor
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The National Fraternal Order of Police released a statement saying this officer’s political statement in uniform inside a polling place was fine and not illegal or illiberal or fundamentally un-American bc they “endorse Donald J. Trump’s re-election." 👮🏻♀️👀
Here’s a big ship. A really big ship he can send to help
All I’m saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we’re all French toast.
Stop calling them "rednecks", y'all. The PC term is "Nascar-Americans"
This image will be in history books. The General & others bowing their heads out of respect. And in silent shame.
Congratulations on listening to endless covers of the same 15 Christmas songs for a month without being charged with homicide.
"You people with your Emoluments Clause and your 241-years of Democratic Republic. Get over it."
The Proud Boys. The Trumps. Alex Jones. They all had documentary film crews. They really thought they were going to succeed in toppling the 245-year federal republic for an autocracy, and this would be the historical footage of it.
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My dude, your father built a child prostitution model agency with John Casablancas, cheated on his wives with porn stars and ultimately married one. Show a little respect for your step-mom.
Grandma got run over by the greatest transfer of wealth from the working class to the super rich.
Remarkable how all the folks who believe the 4.5 billion year old Earth is only 6,000 years old are suddenly scientific experts on when life begins.
“We need to be unflinching in our presidential campaign coverage, while we’re still allowed to cover them.”
DeSantis is a fascist demagogue and we’re wasting time we do not have by not calling him out exactly so.
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Someone robbed a Pensacola Mini Mart stealing 300 cases of Red Bull. How do these people sleep at night.
So many haunted "mansions." Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost.
One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
"I am the inch man. I am the inch man. I am the POTUS, Koo Koo Covfefe"
On this day in American history, the outgoing impeached President and his Republican allies incited an armed insurrection and attempted coup of the government of the United States.
January 6th, 2021. Another date that will live in infamy.
My cat's a supermodel. He spent the morning grooming, ate, had a puke & now we're doing a photo shoot.