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    1. Dewey of House Decimal‏ @KeithUrbane 15 May 2018

      It’s funny to me that the guy telling people how comedy works (@ScottAdamsSays) is the guy who created the comic enjoyed only by the most uninteresting person in your office. It’s the funniest thing he’s ever done.

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 15 May 2018
      Replying to @KeithUrbane

      Said the unsuccessful joke-writer.

      5:57 PM - 15 May 2018
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      12 replies 7 retweets 114 likes
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        2. Frank J. Burris‏ @FrankJBurris 15 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @KeithUrbane

          The suspicion I had of being the least interesting person at work has been confirmed. Thanks, Keith.

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. Dewey of House Decimal‏ @KeithUrbane 15 May 2018
          Replying to @FrankJBurris @ScottAdamsSays

          Hahaha! I’m not interesting and I don’t like dilbert. Not too sure why Scott blocked me for this though. All in good fun.

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. Matt McCombs‏ @MattMcCombs17 15 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @KeithUrbane

          Says the guy with a beard and a cat in the avatar.

          1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
        3. Dewey of House Decimal‏ @KeithUrbane 15 May 2018
          Replying to @MattMcCombs17 @ScottAdamsSays

          I do have that...yep. It’s a screen grab from our yet to be released p diddy/Mase parody video we shot in 2011. Full of cat puns.

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        1. WBK‏ @WBKnoblock 15 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @KeithUrbane

          FATALITY

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        2. George Costanza‏ @mastursuator 15 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @KeithUrbane

          The badly-bearded, cat-owning, unsuccessful joke-writer.

          1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
        3. Dewey of House Decimal‏ @KeithUrbane 15 May 2018
          Replying to @mastursuator @ScottAdamsSays

          Oh no! You’ve fractured my fragile psyche! I own a cat! Oh no! It’s possible I own two of them!pic.twitter.com/8tnYXQWyhO

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        2. Dewey of House Decimal‏ @KeithUrbane 15 May 2018
          Replying to @LiberalsHateHim @ScottAdamsSays

          On your list. Maybe a lot of lists. Not mine. I agree that it is difficult. To succeed at anything like that, sure. It’s also a joke. The kind you either ignore or laugh at yourself or poke fun back at me. It’s nothing to take so seriously.

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        2. Ron Fredericks‏ @RonPFredericks 15 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @KeithUrbane

          Killer shot. Ouch!

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        3. Dewey of House Decimal‏ @KeithUrbane 15 May 2018
          Replying to @RonPFredericks @ScottAdamsSays

          pic.twitter.com/nYncoilEh8

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