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    1. Judd Apatow‏Verified account @JuddApatow 12 May 2018

      Judd Apatow Retweeted Scott Adams

      No one who is actually funny says they are a “professional humorist.” It’s so easy to excuse hate and racism by saying Trump is making jokes. He is an awful person to his core and you should be ashamed of voicing this type of absurd support.https://twitter.com/scottadamssays/status/994981040291643392 …

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      Scott AdamsVerified account @ScottAdamsSays
      It's not an excuse. It's an objective observation from a professional humorist with three decades of experience recognizing jokes. This one is a common form.
      117 replies 248 retweets 2,144 likes
    2. Honest Abe‏ @HonestAbe4you 13 May 2018
      Replying to @JuddApatow

      This @ScottAdamsSays is a complete efftard trying to hide his #Racism under the guise of the free web #JohnMcCain #BlackLivesMatter

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    3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 May 2018
      Replying to @HonestAbe4you @JuddApatow

      Is it racist now to appreciate Chris Rock's joke? Chris Rock telling the same joke here:https://bit.ly/2GfnfPW 

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    4. Honest Abe‏ @HonestAbe4you 13 May 2018
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JuddApatow

      It’s all context and appropriateness- is #Trump in a position to say things like this based on his military service? #bonespurs did u serve? @EvanHandler

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 May 2018
      Replying to @HonestAbe4you @JuddApatow @EvanHandler

      Thank you for agreeing with me completely. See a fuller explanation herehttps://bit.ly/2IzVZRg 

      10:11 AM - 13 May 2018
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        2. Michele Lee Johnson‏ @MLeeJohnson 13 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @HonestAbe4you and

          Poor Judd~ He is going to need some serious therapy, Valium, Antidepressants & possibly a rubber room in 6 more years after Trump’s Presidency 😂😂😂 Calm down Judd~ we’re all gonna be ok~ breath buddy. Just breath

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        1. Evan Handler‏Verified account @EvanHandler 13 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @HonestAbe4you @JuddApatow

          No hatred toward you here, Scott (sorry, I only gave you 60 seconds; love or hate, I haven't got 45 mins for you). In fact, your work has made me laugh. That said, your recent comments re: McCain "jokes" are woefully foolish. No hate required to state that. Happy Mothers' Day.

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        1. Joey Freeman‏ @JoeFree76 13 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @HonestAbe4you and

          Very interesting topic, Scott, although... Steve Allen would sometimes discuss the topic of humor and what makes something funny. But he was quick to note that there are few things less funny than talking about humor.

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        1. Joey Freeman‏ @JoeFree76 13 May 2018
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          A lot of the left's humor tends more toward ridicule than humor. They laugh in triumph bc a "joke" destroyed someone/something. So when they hear DJT's McCain jab, they think Mean ridicule, not Clever or Recognizable. i.e. He completely insulted McCain, to their way of thinking.

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