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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 11 May 2018

      Scott Adams Retweeted Soledad O'Brien

      Which was, literally, a joke.https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/994971174982516736 …

      Scott Adams added,

      Soledad O'BrienVerified account @soledadobrien
      Literally, President Trump said "(John McCain) is not a war hero. I like people who haven't been captured". https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/994969128120221696 …
      983 replies 211 retweets 1,472 likes
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    3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 11 May 2018
      Replying to @biruckx

      You're disagreeing with a professional joke-writer with three decades of experience on what constitutes a joke? It followed classic joke format and made a lot of folks laugh (including me). The joke is that it was so obviously wrong. Meaning the joke-teller agrees with you.

      165 replies 24 retweets 161 likes
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    5. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 11 May 2018
      Replying to @biruckx

      The audience laughed when he said it. He used two of the six dimensions of humor, per formula: clever and mean. More on the formula here: https://bit.ly/2FJsoQg 

      66 replies 13 retweets 93 likes
    6. Hari Seldon‏ @HariSeldon2100 12 May 2018
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      The idea that Trump knows any formula, much less the "Scott Adams Formula for Humor That Makes Adults Briefly Chuckle", is what makes this tweet truly funny. Like Trump took a Theory of Comedy night class at the YMCA. Really wanted to hone his craft.

      14 replies 17 retweets 661 likes
    7. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 12 May 2018
      Replying to @HariSeldon2100

      No one has that idea you hallucinated. But many know a joke by its pattern: https://bit.ly/2FJsoQg 

      13 replies 1 retweet 40 likes
    8. Hari Seldon‏ @HariSeldon2100 12 May 2018
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      Many also recognize when a genuine insult is buried in the context of a joke, but you probably don't have an old blog post about that to shill.

      8 replies 3 retweets 412 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 May 2018
      Replying to @HariSeldon2100

      It was a joke designed to diminish his opponent. Same with Kathy Griffin and Michelle Wolf. I defended them the same way.

      5:42 AM - 13 May 2018
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        2. World’s Best Fact Troller  🌎 🦈 🇺🇸 ❄️‏ @NickNYIslesMets 13 May 2018
          Replying to @HerelnTheDark @ScottAdamsSays @HariSeldon2100

          It may have been funny Scott, but is it appropriate for a potential commander in Chief to say? Or perhaps should we save this type of humor for a midnight comedy club...?

          2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        1. Al King‏ @kingal 13 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @HariSeldon2100

          that was an admission that you're wrong, Scott. See, you can do it when you try.

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