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    1. Judd Apatow‏Verified account @JuddApatow 12 May 2018

      Judd Apatow Retweeted Scott Adams

      No one who is actually funny says they are a “professional humorist.” It’s so easy to excuse hate and racism by saying Trump is making jokes. He is an awful person to his core and you should be ashamed of voicing this type of absurd support.https://twitter.com/scottadamssays/status/994981040291643392 …

      Judd Apatow added,

      Scott AdamsVerified account @ScottAdamsSays
      It's not an excuse. It's an objective observation from a professional humorist with three decades of experience recognizing jokes. This one is a common form.
      117 replies 248 retweets 2,144 likes
    2. Mangold‏Verified account @mang0ld 12 May 2018
      Replying to @JuddApatow

      In addition, his argument is myopic and asinine. Many folks speak in formal patterns that might resemble a joke. But the context was Trump clearly resenting that the interviewer had labeled McCain a hero which visibly annoys Trump and so he attempts to earnestly take McCain down.

      2 replies 4 retweets 112 likes
    3. James Gunn‏Verified account @JamesGunn 12 May 2018
      Replying to @mang0ld @JuddApatow

      It would help @ScottAdamsSays’ case if, at least one time during his three decades as a “professional humorist,” he actually said something funny.

      9 replies 8 retweets 254 likes
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    5. James Gunn‏Verified account @JamesGunn 12 May 2018
      Replying to @MrRobertColeman @mang0ld and

      He keeps explaining what makes a joke a joke and then backs up his argument by linking to a blog HE wrote on what a joke is. It’s fucking weird as shit, and he seems completely clueless about how weird it is.

      12 replies 7 retweets 160 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 12 May 2018
      Replying to @JamesGunn @MrRobertColeman and

      First day on the Internet? People link to expanded arguments. Often their own. It’s a thing.

      7:14 PM - 12 May 2018
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        1. 𝔻r 𝕄arc 𝕋resenrider‏ @StupidSapient 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JamesGunn and

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        2. Geoff Pilkington‏Verified account @geoffpilkington 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JamesGunn and

          Why are you guys all being mean to each other? I dislike seeing 4 artists I greatly admire fight. I wish we all could get along. 😔🚀

          2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Mangold‏Verified account @mang0ld 12 May 2018
          Replying to @geoffpilkington @ScottAdamsSays and

          A) Trump is an Ahole. B) Aholes r often entertaining & speak in a jocular style/form C) Aholes often insult people & then claim (lie) to be joking. D) Scott Adams is defending Trump’s “joke” even though we all know Trump despises McCain. E) Context matters. F) Adams is an Ahole.

          2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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        1. Kris‏ @acoolcrime 13 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JamesGunn and

          Can we change that handle to #ScottAdamsShutsUp ?

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        2. Michele Lee Johnson‏ @MLeeJohnson 13 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JamesGunn and

          Wow @ScottAdamsSays you should feel so honored 3 important liberals (in their own minds of course) all gunning for you in one thread! 😂😂

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        1. J‏ @GiantDulin 13 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JamesGunn and

          Someone has rabbit ears hahahaha!🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

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        1. Rytilidie‏ @RyTilliDie 13 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JamesGunn and

          Is this another of your professional humor jokes?

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        1. Tom Harley‏ @truetomharley 22 Jul 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @JamesGunn and

          Yeah. I certainly do it. Like what if Trump had handled Putin as Mickey Spillane would have. Wrote this summit parody for @jane_spillane, who is re-releasing the old tough-guy private eye series. (she loved it)http://www.tomsheepandgoats.com/2018/07/showdown-at-the-summit.html …

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