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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 11 May 2018

      Scott Adams Retweeted Soledad O'Brien

      Which was, literally, a joke.https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/994971174982516736 …

      Scott Adams added,

      Soledad O'BrienVerified account @soledadobrien
      Literally, President Trump said "(John McCain) is not a war hero. I like people who haven't been captured". https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/994969128120221696 …
      983 replies 211 retweets 1,472 likes
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    2. Lisa Linke‏Verified account @itslinke 12 May 2018
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      According to your comedy formula (and as a comedy professional with just two decades of experience to your three), I can assume if I make a clever and mean joke- it will be excused as a joke, regardless of content? Hmmmm CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

      2 replies 0 retweets 73 likes
    3. Lisa Linke‏Verified account @itslinke 12 May 2018
      Replying to @itslinke @ScottAdamsSays

      Kewl new tweeter challenge: make your meanest, cleverest joke about @ScottAdamsSays in this thread to prove his theory that if it’s a joke, it’s permissible (even if in bad taste) and therefore excusable! Just like Trump’s joke about John McCain.

      2 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
    4. Lisa Linke‏Verified account @itslinke 12 May 2018
      Replying to @itslinke @ScottAdamsSays

      Here’s my first attempt: @scottadamssays defends Trump with the vigor of a man who identifies with being accused of being a sexual predator. Seriously, he just grabs any explanation right by the pussy. Mean: ✔️ Clever: ✔️

      2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
    5. Lisa Linke‏Verified account @itslinke 12 May 2018
      Replying to @itslinke @ScottAdamsSays

      CHALLENGE! @JohnLoosWins @rgay @smaheraja @ashleyn1cole @kumailn @TheDweck @nataliekossar @Reductress @weismanjake @chelseadevantez @laurenduca @caynenola @CatDrawingGuy @MisterSniffen @sarah_haskins @SarahKSilverman @thetoddberger @michaelianblack

      0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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    7. Living Cruller‏ @Brian_D_PB 12 May 2018
      Replying to @ashleyn1cole @itslinke and

      He's our only salvation from the oppression of v-neck sweaters.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    8. Lisa Linke‏Verified account @itslinke 12 May 2018
      Replying to @Brian_D_PB @ashleyn1cole and

      YASSSSSS Small critique, if I may... is it mean enough? I challenge thee to go yet meaner.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    9. Living Cruller‏ @Brian_D_PB 12 May 2018
      Replying to @itslinke @ashleyn1cole and

      I tried, but can't think of a meaner joke on the world than the fact that everyone has to coexist with Scott Adams.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    10. Lisa Linke‏Verified account @itslinke 12 May 2018
      Replying to @Brian_D_PB @ashleyn1cole and

      NOW THERE WE GOpic.twitter.com/VXF9iTXXlW

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 12 May 2018
      Replying to @itslinke @Brian_D_PB and

      Now learning that I'm not offended by that, did you prove your point?

      11:02 AM - 12 May 2018
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        1. Lisa Linke‏Verified account @itslinke 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Brian_D_PB and

          Nope. I never thought McCain was offended by a buffoon’s joke.

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        1. Living Cruller‏ @Brian_D_PB 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @itslinke and

          Save it - I don't engage with trolls.

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        2. Steve Gadlin‏Verified account @CatDrawingGuy 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @itslinke and

          Hey. Dummy. Don’t @ me, Bro.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Lisa Linke‏Verified account @itslinke 12 May 2018
          Replying to @CatDrawingGuy @ScottAdamsSays

          Too too late.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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