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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 11 May 2018

      Scott Adams Retweeted Soledad O'Brien

      Which was, literally, a joke.https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/994971174982516736 …

      Scott Adams added,

      Soledad O'BrienVerified account @soledadobrien
      Literally, President Trump said "(John McCain) is not a war hero. I like people who haven't been captured". https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/994969128120221696 …
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    2. Shelley‏ @sherman21 11 May 2018
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      Was not a joke. Absolutely 100% not a joke. It was him saying what he actually thinks.

      3 replies 0 retweets 98 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 11 May 2018
      Replying to @sherman21

      Let’s compare credentials for identifying jokes. You can go first.

      1:16 PM - 11 May 2018
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      • George Costanza NostraThomas 🇺🇸 Damaris🐾Bella Brennan Doherty thisAmericanBT 🇺🇸 William Colvard Deplorable Minion President-elect Voltaire, Neanderthal, PhD 💎PicaDilly LOLz 💎
      33 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
        1. Scott Kraft‏ @wafflepop 11 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @sherman21

          This is a joke. So when twitter finds the (many) humorists who are funnier than you who have been funnier longer and one says it was not a joke, you will what? Surrender your joke book? Turn in your clown nose?

          1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
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        2. Dan McManus‏ @danielx2 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @sherman21

          Joke credentials? Are you making a joke right now? Help us recognize humor, oh wise one.

          2 replies 1 retweet 193 likes
        3. Ghost of Joad‏ @Ghost_Of_Joad 12 May 2018
          Replying to @danielx2 @ScottAdamsSays @sherman21

          He can't help you identify humor. He created Dilbert.

          3 replies 0 retweets 53 likes
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        1. Yeegrek‏ @Yeegrek 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @sherman21

          You don't need to be a meteorologist to know it's raining outside and you don't need to be a humorist to know Trump's comment was an attack. The foulness of his audience doesn't change that.

          0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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        1. The AdHominator‏ @The_AdHominator 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @sherman21

          Are you a professional humorist? It is tough to tell. Maybe you’re joking?

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        1. Clint Ruindow Liquor‏ @ChrisEssTee 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @sherman21

          I didn’t write Dilbert. Your turn.

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        1. Greg‏ @ant_madness 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @sherman21

          This tweet is funnier than all of Dilbert.

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        1. DogPants Media‏ @DogPantsMedia 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @sherman21

          I’ve never once heard this theory about what he said. If I am a chef and you are not, then you can’t tell me what tastes good or bad. People in comedy clubs are often unsure whether they are allowed to laugh.

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        1. J. W.‏ @JackWIII 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @sherman21

          Don’t need to. I know I’m way funnier if you find this “joke” humorous.

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        1. Kyle Laserdog‏ @laserdog 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @sherman21

          Any standup comic will tell you that the audience is the final arbitrator of what is or is not a joke. In this case, it is clearly a joke, one in incredibly bad taste which informs us of how much reverence (very little) the joke teller has for the military.

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