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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 11 May 2018

      Scott Adams Retweeted Soledad O'Brien

      Which was, literally, a joke.https://twitter.com/soledadobrien/status/994971174982516736 …

      Scott Adams added,

      Soledad O'BrienVerified account @soledadobrien
      Literally, President Trump said "(John McCain) is not a war hero. I like people who haven't been captured". https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/994969128120221696 …
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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 11 May 2018

      It's not an excuse. It's an objective observation from a professional humorist with three decades of experience recognizing jokes. This one is a common form.

      9:42 AM - 11 May 2018
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      207 replies 12 retweets 140 likes
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        2. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 11 May 2018

          He told a joke. The audience laughed. What video were you watching?

          42 replies 4 retweets 78 likes
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        2. TheGrayMattersReport‏ @graymattersrep 11 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          If someone made a comment about a an adversary being a lynching victim swinging from a tree, and the audience laughed, is it a joke?

          2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
        3. Double Masking It‏ @EngagednEnraged 12 May 2018
          Replying to @graymattersrep @ScottAdamsSays

          Touché!

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        1. Eric Peterson  ⚖️ 🐢‏ @RedSevenEric 11 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          So it was a joke. That doesn’t make Trump NOT an asshole. Also, not all jokes are funny.

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        1. emskware2015‏ @emskware2015 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          A professional humorist??? Who gave you that idea??pic.twitter.com/iq5qE8C1vv

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        2. Jay Louis‏ @JayLouis 12 May 2018
          Replying to @gdub1972 @ScottAdamsSays

          But his tie is curly instead of straight. That's funny! Because it's curly. Instead of straight.

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. Ray  😷ing in Richmond  🤔 😳 👉 🍄‏ @parallaxer 12 May 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          Trump doesn't tell jokes. He sarcastically demeans people to make himself feel Superior. He feels Joy when he dominates others in a demeaning way.

          1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
        3. bodhi resisted 🇺🇸‏ @dpolicare11 12 May 2018
          Replying to @parallaxer @ScottAdamsSays

          Correct. The only ones laughing are trump and his horde of intellectually challenged cultists. No decent people are laughing.

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