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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 23 Apr 2018

      Watch the avalanche of fake news stories about to come out about me. Like fuel to the fire.

      365 replies 934 retweets 5,820 likes
    2. Dennis Littlefield‏ @dlfield 23 Apr 2018
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      I heard you peed all over some midget hookers.

      2 replies 0 retweets 60 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 23 Apr 2018
      Replying to @dlfield

      They weren't hookers. And man, were they pissed.

      2:15 PM - 23 Apr 2018
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      • Itamar Rogel Bergaust Jennifer Roberts Brendan Perez Dan Mathias AmeriCat🇺🇸First!🇺🇸🇺🇸VSG🇺🇸NotABot An Exhausted Kermode Bear Cut The Cord
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        1. ChristineCarpender ❌ ❌ #BoomerRube 😁 ✝️ 🇺🇸 🔯 🇮🇱‏ @Christi77929362 23 Apr 2018
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          😂

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        1. Steven Houck‏ @houckamania 23 Apr 2018
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          Somehow I have to try and work this line into my everyday conversation.

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        1. Shi Yan Hui - Priest Master Of Wudan Monastery‏ @Iggy_Semmelweis 23 Apr 2018
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          What's the over/under for how long it takes the Left to figure out @ScottAdamsSays isn't going to roll over and #DoTheShania ? He's Bringing The Lightning ~ as is @RealCandaceO and @kanyewest . Things are good today in Trump's America as reality gets torn asunder. #MAGA 🇺🇸

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        1. Dale Jamesᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ‏ @WolfFortress 23 Apr 2018
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          This is why you are top tier cartoonist

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        1. Morgan Woxland‏ @mw3860 23 Apr 2018
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          Not just a little pissed?

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        2. Shannon‏ @shannonmaga 23 Apr 2018
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @dlfield

          Was it Chelsea Handler?

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        1. MyTweetingName‏ @MyTweetingName 23 Apr 2018
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          OMG, man you've still got it! LOL

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