what the hell are you talking about
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That's not a sentence I ever expected to see...

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I cured my "shy bladder" by tearing my knee - had a catheter inserted after surgery - I can now pee anywhere, on anything and anyone. Quite liberating! Shy bladder? Wreck a knee. Simple!
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I was like, oh Scott's on again, cool. Then, I was like... uh. darn.
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First world problems
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OMG.. I have to reveal my own semi-dyslexia problem here you won't appreciate how funny this is. The first time I read this I thought it said "Scott Adams' bother curses your "Shy Bladder" condition.
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