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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 30 Jan 2018

    Help me write a Dilbert comic. Tell me the last thing you complained about (including in your mind) at work. Pick the most recent example. #Dilbertpic.twitter.com/0N5EtJmlyz

    9:33 AM - 30 Jan 2018
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      1. Old-Fashioned Doctor‏ @OldFashionedDr 30 Jan 2018
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        Too much work at night leading to not enough sleep.

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      1. Joshua Hartley‏ @JHartley2 30 Jan 2018
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        I can’t believe it’s snowing outside with zero warning. How is stealth weather still a thing in 2018?

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      1. Chris Norman‏ @TheOtherChrisN 30 Jan 2018
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        Lack of adequate communication with a customer.

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      1. Jonathan Roy‏ @JRoy777 30 Jan 2018
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        Asked to "provide" some items so a time sensitive disclosure can go out yesterday. Email them back to the requester immediately. Disclosure doesn't go out. They were waiting for me to upload but never actually asked me to upload them, or replied to my emails with the attachments.

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      1. Robbie‏ @RobbieG27 30 Jan 2018
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        "Please don't tell me it's 2018 and we should already have this figured out. " I'm an internet repair agent who apparently broke it personally.

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      1. Kirito‏ @Kiiboi78 30 Jan 2018
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        I complained about writing fuel slips while working as a fuel clerk in bend Oregon, those damn things only slowed us down and made the customers confused

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      1. 46&2‏ @slightlydrinky 30 Jan 2018
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        Security patches freezing my laptop on the day’s first log in.

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      1. Leah Williamson  🧤‏ @ATLeah 30 Jan 2018
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        Hangouts that could have been Skypes Skypes that could have been emails Emails that could have been Slack chats

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      1. StratosfearTully 🇺🇸‏ @tullyfur 30 Jan 2018
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        Contractors who misread plans in the most obtuse way possible.

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