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“ May I tell you what happened?” IMHO 
"What Happened" gets my vote! Excellent!
May I tell you what happened?
The coffee one. But "mmmmm coffee" sells me on most anything.
And with coffee, there's always the subtle Wally connection, which is good, but I'll have to defer to covfefe!
I think the coffee one is pretty good then the blue one.
1. What Happened 2. Puppy 3. Coffee
To this I'll add just that No. 3 reminds me of Homer Simpson -- which is not a great selling point.
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