Don’t support the death penalty, but you should be executed for that pun.
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This weapon is best defended against with a tennis racket.https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/923989277729361921 …
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How can anyone read that and not instantly make the rimshot sound?
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We'll know in another 17 years.
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Katy did it.
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stop it...
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Dude
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Finally a tweet of yours that I like
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