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Creator of Dilbert at http://dilbert.com/  Co-founder of http://WhenHub.com  My YouTube Channel: http://bit.ly/2lYiCRo 

Pleasanton CA
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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Aug 25

    Scott Adams Retweeted NBC News

    The time President Trump made his critics look like heartless turds if they yap about this during a national disaster.https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/901233854668836864 …

    Scott Adams added,

    NBC NewsVerified account @NBCNews
    BREAKING: President Donald Trump grants a presidential pardon to former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio pic.twitter.com/LFKAzRNS7O
    5:13 PM - 25 Aug 2017 from Pleasanton, CA
    • 887 Retweets
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    252 replies 887 retweets 2,337 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Slackford‏ @jsta4d Aug 25
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Three cheers for the Law and Order President! Suck it @NBCNews @CNN @nytimes...

        2 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
      3. YesMSG‏ @yesmsg Aug 26
        Replying to @jsta4d @ScottAdamsSays and

        Sure Dilbert, a guy doesn't investigate child molestation cause it's Mexicans and we're the problem.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Aug 26
        Replying to @yesmsg @jsta4d and

        Your hallucination is noted. You're not anything at all.

        4 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      5. YesMSG‏ @yesmsg Aug 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jsta4d and

        Or did I hallucinate that he seemed ok with Neo Nazis?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Aug 26
        Replying to @yesmsg @jsta4d and

        You literally hallucinated that. Think about how absurd it is on the surface: http://bit.ly/2wvmMbX 

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      7. YesMSG‏ @yesmsg Aug 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jsta4d and

        I think he has shown his stripes. Be as conservative as you want but as a Jew I don't support even white supremacist sympathizes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Aug 26
        Replying to @yesmsg @jsta4d and

        Your hallucination is that the president supports them. That was because your media sources took duped you with bad reporting. (True)

        2 replies 3 retweets 25 likes
      9. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Aug 26
        Replying to @Halfpasttuna

        If it looks that way despite the available evidence to the contrary, you're in the mass hysteria bubble. I'll help you get out.

        3 replies 3 retweets 13 likes
      3. Tuna‏ @Halfpasttuna Aug 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        "Anyone who disagrees with me is in a mass hysteria bubble" sweet argumentation tactics bro

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Aug 26
        Replying to @Halfpasttuna

        There's more to it: http://bit.ly/2wvmMbX  and http://bit.ly/2wU35r2 

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. James Harvey‏ @iamjamesharvey Aug 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        You are a morally bankrupt sophist and Dilbert's head is a weird shape

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Aug 26
        Replying to @iamjamesharvey

        You are hallucinating that you can read minds from a distance. http://bit.ly/2wvmMbX 

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. James Harvey‏ @iamjamesharvey Aug 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        But also your whole shtick is claiming to be able to read Trump's mind from a distance

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Aug 26
        Replying to @iamjamesharvey

        No, I claim to identify his actions as being good technique. Like observing a boxer.

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      6. James Harvey‏ @iamjamesharvey Aug 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        You attempt to identify the unknown motivations behind his actions, so mind reading at a distance

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Matthew Hentrich‏ @ITDept4Life Aug 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        It's never a bad time to worry about the President's contempt for the Constitution, @ScottAdamsSays.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Aug 26
        Replying to @ITDept4Life

        Have you heard of the Supreme Court? They make sure your hallucination doesn't turn real. So far, so good.

        4 replies 1 retweet 29 likes
      4. Matthew Hentrich‏ @ITDept4Life Aug 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        The Supreme Court is going to prevent the President from demonstrating contempt for the constitution? Um, too late. #youarehallucinating

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      5. End of conversation

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