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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 Aug 2017

      Can someone please compile the full list of groups in need of disavowal so President Trump can do them all at once, in badness order?

      1,302 replies 3,112 retweets 7,795 likes
    2. Jay‏ @Jayanthan2022 13 Aug 2017
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      R u being sarcastic?

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 13 Aug 2017
      Replying to @Jayanthan2022

      I label your group (the humor-impaired) as The Joyless One-Third.

      8:17 AM - 13 Aug 2017
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        2. PPJ111‏ @peterpjames 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

          somebody did die yesterday. i mean i get what you're saying but is this the battle to fight right now?

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Hans Scholl‏ @RedRoseRevolt 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @peterpjames @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

          https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-03-22/how-dilbert-s-scott-adams-got-hypnotized-by-trump …

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        1. Halanna‏ @JustHalanna 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

          🤣

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        2. Brent Garner‏ @brentgarner 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

          We aren't humor-impaired, quite the opposite. I find no humor in this whole situation: from the idiots in the streets to the response from T

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        3. Brent Garner‏ @brentgarner 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @brentgarner @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

          Saying stupid, careless and thoughtless things in serious times and then saying "you don't get my joke" is becoming a Trump calling card.

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        2. Martin Russell Kraus‏ @xarabanda 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

          You think you're amusing on this issue Scott? Extraordinary. Now Dilbert, Dilbert is amusing. This thread of yours is nowhere near amusing.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        3. Jim Eagle‏ @baileythepugdog 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @xarabanda @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

          You sir are a liar. Dilbert is not amusing.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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        2. Slow Loris‏ @iamslowloris 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

          Yeah Jay, only one girl died, have a sense of humor about it.

          2 replies 0 retweets 78 likes
        3. Daniel Stern‏ @Daniel_Stern 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @iamslowloris @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

          [tumbleweeds from Scott]

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        2. Ghoul‏ @GhoulOfficial 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

          You write and draw Dilbert, bud.

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        3. Direct Action Jackson‏ @writhing_south 13 Aug 2017
          Replying to @GhoulOfficial @ScottAdamsSays @Jayanthan2022

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