Why are you down playing your achievements?
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Don't ever kiss Wally!
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First time you've tweeted a joke and it's funny. Don't quit your day job :)
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Truly a real blowhard.
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You gave CPR to everybody who's ever given CPR to that dummy.
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Yeah, Dilbert Future was awesome too. It's not clear when you lost it, exactly.
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Lolll....

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A marathon with no limbs. You are good.
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Dilbert should now join a media house.
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