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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 19 Oct 2016
    Replying to @pattymo

    Badly-bearded man hides top part of head. Good decision.

    11:19 AM - 19 Oct 2016
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    • endurotrader pate hsl Professor Beard Carlos R. González ex-Inside Trader Lafen Miazov
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      1. ♡ rye ♡‏ @graffitirunaway 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        i would say you should follow suit but you're probably proud of your record holding forehead

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      2. ann‏ @omically 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @pattymo

        the sarcastic "Good decision" tell for cognitive dissonance

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      3. ann‏ @omically 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @omically

        are you trying to own me now @twitterpic.twitter.com/9HAMlCodry

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      1. April Radness li'l  🌳 listen to @onbeliefpod‏Verified account @karengeier 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        .@ScottAdamsSays @pattymo why do your nipples look like they’re trying to get away in the topless pics you send? does your chest stink?

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      1. Trevor Boyer‏ @trevormail 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @pattymo

        that hyphen is misused my man. Don't 👏 use 👏 hyphens 👏 after 👏 -ly 👏 adverbs 👏preceding 👏 adjectives

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      1. Yimmy A‏ @RandomMascot 19 Oct 2016
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        Have you ever sat on your balls, and weren't able to draw your cartoon for a few days? @pattymo

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      1. Daniel Ralston‏Verified account @danielralston 19 Oct 2016
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        .@ScottAdamsSays @pattymo A bald man calling the guy with a full head of hair bald. Good decision.

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      1. Cody Peace Adams‏ @VentnerKendo 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @pattymo

        Scott, you don't hyphenate with 'ly'. Incorrect grammar is a tell for cognitive dissonance.

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      1. m‏ @em_dash01 19 Oct 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @pattymo

        really disappointed the creator of Cathy, my favorite comic, would be so insulting. do better Scott.

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      1. rachel‏Verified account @rachelmillman 19 Oct 2016
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        GET HIM

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