@ScottAdamsSays everything I read that you've written makes me feel like you'd be unbearable to spend time around. Do you even have friends?
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so you're saying you have friends? That's a relief. How many do you have? One? Two? A handful?
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finding yourself that"worried" about a total stranger sounds a bit obsessive. I hope you're ok.I'm worried

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the "so" is the tell!!

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It's the 'so you're saying' variant which is even better.
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oh no just had a depressing thought. Do you have to use your persuasion skills to make friends? Or maybe hypnotize them?
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if so, do you ever worry that they wouldn't like you if they got to know the real you?
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Three weeks ago I didn't know you existed. Now I'd miss you.
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