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Creator of Dilbert at http://dilbert.com/  Co-founder of http://WhenHub.com  My YouTube Channel: http://bit.ly/2lYiCRo 

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    Scott Adams‏ @ScottAdamsSays 1 Oct 2016

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    Does it involve hallucinating that you can match wits with a professional humorist? https://twitter.com/mmaclennan2/status/782293971787665408 …

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    69 replies 101 retweets 514 likes
      1. AlsoKnownAsABuster‏ @xeronius 1 Oct 2016

        @ScottAdamsSays @mmaclennan2 does the humor in dilbert come from the fact that in real life you personify the pointy haired boss?

        3 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      2. Scott Adams‏ @ScottAdamsSays 1 Oct 2016

        @xeronius @mmaclennan2 Who taught you to insult? You're not doing it well.

        6 replies 5 retweets 74 likes
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      1. lulu4trump‏ @luluHru 1 Oct 2016

        @ScottAdamsSays if you are finding the attacks have amped up the last 2 days http://www.rense.com/general96/insideplot.htm … David Brock's HRC pac @Cernovich #MAGA

        1 reply 4 retweets 15 likes
      2. Scott Adams‏ @ScottAdamsSays 1 Oct 2016

        @luluHru @Cernovich I am aware of them.

        6 replies 7 retweets 55 likes
      3. Angel Lawson‏ @TheAngellawson 1 Oct 2016

        @ScottAdamsSays @luluHru @Cernovich is this real?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. lulu4trump‏ @luluHru 1 Oct 2016

        @TheAngellawson @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich yes and suddenly many popular conservatives are getting slammed with hatred help spread !

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Angel Lawson‏ @TheAngellawson 1 Oct 2016

        @luluHru @ScottAdamsSays @Cernovich yeah I keep track of SA's @'s. It's pretty noticeable.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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    1. The Hubris Guy‏ @fungumchum 2 Oct 2016

      .@ScottAdamsSays @mmaclennan2 remember when you pretended to be one of your own fans in comment threads on Reddit

      0 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
    2. bhlaab‏ @bhlaab 1 Oct 2016

      .@ScottAdamsSays I didn't pay you much mind until you made the implication that Dilbert has ever been funny. Now I hate your guts.

      0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    3. Steven Walsh‏ @DeusExJuice 1 Oct 2016

      @ScottAdamsSays there's a difference between a humorist and a cartoonist; many are both but you're not one of them

      0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    4. Juan Salvo‏ @j_salvo 2 Oct 2016

      @ScottAdamsSays @mmaclennan2 wait, you're a pro humorist? Seems like u spend majority of time trolling, no? Right, distinction!=difference.

      0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    5. Elite Bear Agents‏ @Bearpigman 1 Oct 2016

      .@ScottAdamsSays @mmaclennan2 why? Do you know where we can find one?

      0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    6. Brained in a Vat‏ @BrainedinaVat 1 Oct 2016

      @ScottAdamsSays INTERNAL MEMO: "Lack of Self Awareness" is bombastic I thought we adopted "Narcissist". (oh crap, did this go public?)

      0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    7. The Silent Majority‏ @thecybermenace 1 Oct 2016

      @ScottAdamsSays I think you are doing a great job Scott!

      0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    8. chris‏ @goth_teen69 1 Oct 2016

      @ScottAdamsSays @mmaclennan2 oh my god dilbert was supposed to be humour.

      0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    9. Steven Walsh‏ @DeusExJuice 1 Oct 2016

      *between shirtless pics to own the liberals* challenge me and the entire Dilbert canon to a battle of wits @ScottAdamsSays

      0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      1. deus vult chang 張敦楷‏ @kaichang 1 Oct 2016

        @ScottAdamsSays @mmaclennan2 this is like watching a bar fight w drunk uncoordinated jerk initiating vs Navy SEAL. Someone's getting hurt

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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