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    Scott Adams‏ @ScottAdamsSays 29 Sep 2016

    Tweet me if you were threatened or assaulted for being a Trump supporter. #Clinton

    1:05 PM - 29 Sep 2016
    • 1,474 Retweets
    • 2,105 Likes
    • Boston For Trump John T. Miller 🇺🇸 Bryan Quimby Iron Monkey kavin The Ambition Mission Doctor J. Werner Cynthia Saul Covfefe
    1,114 replies 1,474 retweets 2,105 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. K. Thor Jensen‏Verified account @kthorjensen 30 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        .@ScottAdamsSays I told my mother I was voting Trump and she docked me 40 GB points and said no tendies until I embrace third wave feminism

        3 replies 18 retweets 202 likes
      3. la petite bort‏ @important_celeb 30 Sep 2016
        Replying to @kthorjensen @ScottAdamsSays

        have you tried persuading her

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. K. Thor Jensen‏Verified account @kthorjensen 30 Sep 2016
        Replying to @important_celeb @ScottAdamsSays

        she put Windows 10 app on my computer that plays a loud noise when the word "mindset" appears in a Web page

        1 reply 2 retweets 35 likes
      5. 1 more reply
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      2. Bernard‏ @Merked8 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Had to take the #TrumpPence16 sticker off my car because I had my windows broken in 3 times.

        35 replies 102 retweets 190 likes
      3. chel meyer‏ @mommychelie 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Merked8 @ScottAdamsSays

        I'm afraid to put a sign or bumper sticker. Glad we Trumpers are above threats and vandalism, let's stay that way

        7 replies 15 retweets 51 likes
      4. Bernard‏ @Merked8 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @mommychelie @ScottAdamsSays

        I just assume every house and car without a Clinton sticker or sign is a Trump supporter

        5 replies 14 retweets 93 likes
      5. The Hubris Guy‏ @fungumchum 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @Merked8 @mommychelie @ScottAdamsSays

        I assume that every car without a Support the Troops sticker is a member of ISIS

        0 replies 4 retweets 47 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. BLUIZK81‏ @BLUIZK81 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        #Clintonpic.twitter.com/xeefPGHpoY

        54 replies 592 retweets 1,017 likes
      3. Political Grace‏ @PolitcalGrace 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BLUIZK81 @ScottAdamsSays

        I would like to hug the woman who had the courage to speak up the way the woman did for you. She's my new hero!

        2 replies 11 retweets 56 likes
      4. BLUIZK81‏ @BLUIZK81 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @PolitcalGrace @ScottAdamsSays

        AND they are VOTING TRUMP!! #MAGA !

        2 replies 6 retweets 35 likes
      5. Political Grace‏ @PolitcalGrace 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @BLUIZK81 @ScottAdamsSays

        Wow! Is that why she spoke in your defense? No matter why she did it, I'm impressed by her courage and kindness!

        1 reply 5 retweets 25 likes
      6. BLUIZK81‏ @BLUIZK81 30 Sep 2016
        Replying to @PolitcalGrace @ScottAdamsSays

        EXACTLY. They were not sure about Trump. NO on Clinton. Now they are more concerned about Trump win.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Jack Posobiec  🇺🇸‏Verified account @JackPosobiec 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        I was stop and frisked by DC police for holding an anti-Hillary signpic.twitter.com/vJOjqZ6dYO

        19 replies 73 retweets 92 likes
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      2. LilOleMe‏ @MSGHR2010 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        I was just harassed at Chili's by the waiter. He served me a glass of tea with 13 lemon seeds in it. Burned my food.

        12 replies 50 retweets 148 likes
      3. Chili's Support‏Verified account @ChilisSupport 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @MSGHR2010

        We're sorry about the seeds. Please reach out here with your feedback: http://chil.is/TwFeedback . Thank you.

        3 replies 9 retweets 35 likes
      4. Kick Drum Burgers‏ @kickdrumatx 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @ChilisSupport @MSGHR2010

        hey chilis,cmon, 13 seeds?? Any other number is fine, they don't even build buildings with a 13th floor??!!??

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. LilOleMe‏ @MSGHR2010 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @kickdrumatx @ChilisSupport

        I was about to take a sip when I saw them. I thought it was weird so I counted them. I didn't put them there.

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      6. Kick Drum Burgers‏ @kickdrumatx 29 Sep 2016
        Replying to @MSGHR2010 @ChilisSupport

        of course. Why would anyone travel with 13 lemon seeds

        0 replies 2 retweets 11 likes
      7. End of conversation

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