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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 20 Sep 2016

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 20 Sep 2016
      Replying to @jackdorseysucks

      Ironic that Hillary is the Clinton with the wandering eye.

      8:50 PM - 20 Sep 2016
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        1. Cara Maddux (Freeman)‏ @CaraFreemanGolf 20 Sep 2016
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jackdorseysucks

          lol

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        1. Admiral General‏ @Ahurastan 20 Sep 2016
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jackdorseysucks

          giggle

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        1. MicMars‏ @IAmMicMars 20 Sep 2016
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jackdorseysucks

          they go left, right, up, down, and out the back of her head...it's fucking insanity.

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        1. Present‏ @jcf527 20 Sep 2016
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jackdorseysucks

          Gives new meaning to Management by Wandering around

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        1. Stonks to the Moon‏ @suisgeneristoo 20 Sep 2016
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jackdorseysucks

          Pure gold Scott.

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        1. Present‏ @jcf527 20 Sep 2016
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jackdorseysucks

          If this Election thing doesn't work out she can be a seeing eye for a Sheep Herder.

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        1. josh‏ @jdyamy 20 Sep 2016
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jackdorseysucks

          Probably a side effect from all the Cialis she's taking for her ED. They don't want another face plant

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        1. Queen of the Obvious‏ @sam_atbo 20 Sep 2016
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jackdorseysucks

          Ouch. And a guilty lol.

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        1. yonter‏ @yonter 21 Sep 2016
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          @johndurant @jackdorseysucks Well there went my morning coffee, right through the nose.

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        1. Sunny‏ @SunnyworldSunny 21 Sep 2016
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jackdorseysucks

          lol almost cough up another lung....

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