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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 28 Apr 2016

    Scott Adams Retweeted 🆃 🅾🅽🅴 🅿 🅰🅸🅽🆃🅴🆁 —  🅰🅽🆃🅸-🆁 🅰🅲🅸🆂🆃

    I just deduced a stranger's college major from one tweet.https://twitter.com/tonepainter/status/725779777555042304 …

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    🆃 🅾🅽🅴 🅿 🅰🅸🅽🆃🅴🆁 —  🅰🅽🆃🅸-🆁 🅰🅲🅸🆂🆃 @tonepainter
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    @ScottAdamsSays Alas, Uber isn't giving drivers a fair cut & keeps cutting prices, so tips are essential. Yes, English major. Relevance?
    1:18 PM - 28 Apr 2016
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      1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 28 Apr 2016

        @TBCJay @davidangel9999 What's your job?

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      2. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 28 Apr 2016

        @TBCJay Your profile comic looks like you are a car guy. Probably some sort of mechanical engineer.

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      3. Kalen Jordan‏ @kalenjordan 28 Apr 2016
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        @ScottAdamsSays @TBCJay k this seems kinda fun. What was my major?

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      2. 🆃 🅾🅽🅴 🅿 🅰🅸🅽🆃🅴🆁 —  🅰🅽🆃🅸-🆁 🅰🅲🅸🆂🆃‏ @tonepainter 28 Apr 2016
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        @ScottAdamsSays You deduced I'm erudite, and I deduced that you're an entitled, self-important ass.

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      3. Admiral General‏ @Ahurastan 28 Apr 2016
        Replying to @tonepainter

        @tonepainter @ScottAdamsSays ergo

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      1. Russell Newquist‏ @rnewquist 28 Apr 2016
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        @ScottAdamsSays That wasn't exactly a hard one.

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      2. 🆃 🅾🅽🅴 🅿 🅰🅸🅽🆃🅴🆁 —  🅰🅽🆃🅸-🆁 🅰🅲🅸🆂🆃‏ @tonepainter 28 Apr 2016
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        @ScottAdamsSays Anyone seeing my tweet history could figure that out fast. Zero difficulty, but change of subject from your entitlement.

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      3.  🇵🇷Javi No Peace 🇵🇷‏ @Melhyphen 28 Apr 2016
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        @tonepainter @ScottAdamsSays do you genuinely not see the irony in calling a person who doesn't want to give away their money, "Entitled?"

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      1. Hussein Umarov‏ @TakbrAllahAkbar 28 Apr 2016
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        @ScottAdamsSays @tonepainter lol

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