@ScottAdamsSays @MailOnline Does http://Ancestry.com 's DNA analysis confirms US citizenship...yet?
I'm no legal scholar, but I believe this monkeypig is ineligible to run for president because it was born in Cuba.https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/686515658826342401 …
A piglet with the face of a monkey has been born in Cuba 
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@ScottAdamsSays Isn't Cuba one of the territories? Or am I thinking of Colombia? I'm not very well versed in your goofy state system.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays As I understand it America can declare parts of Cuba as America if it needs to have a monkey president or jail at guantanamoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays@MailOnline apparently if it's mother was born in America any Cuban or Canadian monkeypig think they can be us presidentThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays I see the intent to make this shareable (safe/relevant), but possibly too complicated with the linked tweet?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays@MailOnline it has two faces, that should be enough.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays could never be as grotesque as CruzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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