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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 27 Dec 2015

    I am considering laser eye surgery for #Dilbert. Maybe add a mouth and bob his nose too. Opinions?pic.twitter.com/42brjVv1jY

    10:49 AM - 27 Dec 2015
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      1. Bettina Vine‏ @bettinavine 27 Dec 2015
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        @ScottAdamsSays He looks vaguely like Tintin now.

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      1. Isaac Reynolds‏ @iwreynolds 27 Dec 2015
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        @ScottAdamsSays doesn't look deeeb-ish enough! Any particular reason to change?

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      1. Rinkink‏ @HoerenRemoer 27 Dec 2015
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        @ScottAdamsSays Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

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      1. teaandcoffee_‏ @teaandcoffee_1 27 Dec 2015
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        @ScottAdamsSays As long as he is not turning into a hipster 😉.

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      1. Sandy Ressler‏ @sressler 27 Dec 2015
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        @scottadamssays don't like the idea…something about unchanging cartoon characters is important

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      1. リヌックス フリクラ‏ @linux_frickler 27 Dec 2015
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        @ScottAdamsSays OMG what happened to his tie?

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      1. Rui‏ @LohXueRui 27 Dec 2015
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        @ScottAdamsSays Keep the iconic glasses. A moustache though, would be beautiful.

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      1. Iain Holder‏ @IainHolder 27 Dec 2015
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        @ScottAdamsSays That's like changing the theme tune part way through a show's run. No good can come of it. It's a discombobulation too far.

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      1. shortypants‏ @surfglare 27 Dec 2015
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        @ScottAdamsSays once you start, it never will end until he looks like Carol Channing. And you know that. Just sayin'

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      1. paul kroculick‏ @pdkrocul 27 Dec 2015
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        @scottadamssays https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felicity_(TV_series)#Time-slot_and_hairstyle_changes …

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