@ScottAdamsSays Old, but funny: after eating circus clown, one one says to the other, "This taste funny to you?"
Did you hear about the dieting cannibal who eats nuts and leaves?
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@ScottAdamsSays As a connoiseur of fine puns, I approve of this gag.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays We would have if they let him near the GOP candidates.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays I wonder how many people caught all three meanings.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays Good one, Scott. How many blonds does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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