@ScottAdamsSays "Please hold. Your tweet is very important to us." There's comic strip gold in there somewhere.
Dear food manufacturers. Please make your packages easier to open. I might have lost my temper.pic.twitter.com/73dlrTytDM
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@fringeaggressor@instapundit Luckily the holes don't show.
End of conversation
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@ScottAdamsSays cheezes keeristThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays Dude, you cut the cheese! (Sorry)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays You are missing an essential kitchen gadget: http://www.amazon.com/Swingline-Guillotine-Trimmer-ClassicCut-Capacity/dp/B00006IATH … (or just a really sharp knife).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays You monster. You've cut holes in your cheese!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays Looks like you've been channelling Larry David https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HubZInAs0-A …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays@instapundit Irritability and Anger is a symptom of low blood sugarThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays That AND your pen earlier in the week. You might have _too much_ Testosterone.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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