Screw the early bird that gets the worm. The real winners are the early worms that do their worming and leave before the shit goes down.
I hope the new Apple self-driving car comes with a windshield wiper on the inside. #Apple
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@ScottAdamsSays People riding around in cars that they don't have to drive? It could get steamy.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays first thought it was 'self-driving bar'. There's an idea !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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