@ScottAdamsSays The saying of the early bird getting the worm just goes to show that the worm should have stayed in bed and sleep in.
Screw the early bird that gets the worm. The real winners are the early worms that do their worming and leave before the shit goes down.
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@ScottAdamsSays I've always thought the old saying proved the worm should've slept in.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I hope the new Apple self-driving car comes with a windshield wiper on the inside.
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@ScottAdamsSays People riding around in cars that they don't have to drive? It could get steamy.
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@Denlesks@ScottAdamsSays maybe it is so sexy that windows get steamy on the inside?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays For every smart ass there is a screw with a left-handed thread.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays But the early worm gets eaten. Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines:-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ScottAdamsSays or the late worms, who come when all the early birds are already full. ;-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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