Stop it. I’m feeling naked and exposed.
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My ex-wife called it "Amazonukah."
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Stupid. Not funny.
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You sound like the life of the party.
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It me. Literally. Dish soap.
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My life in three panels. My wife and I both do this.
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Lol, good one Scottie! I think we can all relate to some degree, especially the drinkers!
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Story of my life
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Too real
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