BREAKING: Senior citizens are dying within days of doing anything that old people do. The EU is considering banning all human activities to prevent these deaths. #FollowTheScience
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Sure, statistically trivial - unless you are the person who is suddenly suffering with blood clots. It’s not your problem until it is your problem.
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