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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Mar 21

    Tina Asks For Help by Scott Adams https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-03-21?creator=Dilbert_Daily … via @Dilbert_Daily

    6:51 PM - 21 Mar 2021
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      1. Rumpel‏ @StiltskinMan Mar 21
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        😂 I have been both guilty and victim of overthinking myself. Now that I'm older, I know what a waste of energy it is.

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      1. Gourami‏ @MsGourami Mar 21
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        Brilliant! My Wally promises to help and then makes excuses not to. When he’s out of excuses he does a super crappy job so I have to redo it!!😡🤬

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      1. yves fredette‏ @fredette Mar 21
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        This happens?

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      1.  ☠️ Brent Matheson  👻‏ @BrentMatheson Mar 21
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        I worked at a smallish, relaxed insurance company that was purchased by a larger insurance company. When the ‘merger’ was announced the acquiring company blocked the Dilbert website. I am not kidding. I remember we all had to take a look just to convince ourselves it was true.

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      1. Damien Hocking‏ @DamienHocking Mar 21
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        If only this wasn't real...

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      1. CDFI 2021‏ @JohnCon24542200 Mar 21
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        Shaming you is there only Super power! And they never forget anything you do! Only the things they do!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Clair Ellis‏ @cellisut Mar 21
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        Hey, look! Dilbert has a mouth.

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      1. Ken Mediareader‏ @Spruce_gum Mar 21
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        You stole Woke logic

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      1. Peadair  🇳🇿‏ @Scathsealgaire Mar 21
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        Dilbert <looks at wrist> "Well that was all the free time I had for you. Have a day, bye." Tina "But you haven't looked at my project" Dilbert "You chose different priorities, now I have others too." Tina "You did this to wind me up" Dilbert <pulls out matches> "Red Stapler."

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