How big is the market for men who can get erections in hospitals, are not too embarrassed to bang a robot while everyone knows it, but can’t masturbate in that same private room because it would be embarrassing?
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This is the best thing I've seen in a week
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These people have too much time on their hands. Wait. Apparently they don’t.
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Well now, time is the only thing they have on their hands
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Amount of light?
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meanwhile in the United States:https://twitter.com/FiveTimesAugust/status/1368285629734387718?s=20 …
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Okay, it took me ten seconds to get this joke and it is brilliant

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Ummm, I think i want one of these...
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