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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Feb 26

    Scott Adams Retweeted Juanita Broaddrick

    The big surprise to me was learning some people are NOT masturbating during Zoom calls. How do the rest of you manage the boredom?https://twitter.com/atensnut/status/1365290184854634505 …

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    Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut
    Teacher's aide seen masturbating' had no clue' Zoom was on https://nypost.com/2021/02/25/teachers-aide-seen-masturbating-had-no-clue-zoom-was-on/ …
    5:30 AM - 26 Feb 2021
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    • Keith W Carpenter Mike Shon Vaughan Hector Ruiz Scott Brian Kedersha Cassandra’s Oracle darwinmonkey Jeffrey M Tietjen
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      1. Jason Morgan‏ @Jasonmorgan35 Feb 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Scott Scott Scott. Still time to delete this.

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      2. Joe In Texas, no hat, no cattle.‏ @Joe86753091 Feb 26
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        Twitter

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      3. Joe In Texas, no hat, no cattle.‏ @Joe86753091 Feb 26
        Replying to @Joe86753091 @ScottAdamsSays

        "would everyone mute their mics? I keep hearing the voice of that Dilbert guy"

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      1. 睡い。。。‏ @PatronStOfSleep Feb 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        I read books...

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      1. El Borracho‏ @Borracho2021 Feb 26
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        😂. Toobin?

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      1. Chris Ferry‏ @cferry322 Feb 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        lol

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      1. RicksterB‏ @Karadax Feb 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Wait, so “Toobin” is catching on ? Say it ain’t so !

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      1. The Gentleman Polymath‏ @BuddhaBama Feb 26
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        There were kids involved @ScottAdamsSays . WTF?

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      1. Beerhaze‏ @Beerhaze Feb 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        Good tweet. If I was there, I would give you a high-five and immediately question my decision.

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      2. Just Jenn‏ @ZoeLightly Feb 26
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

        I find that taking notes in Zoom meetings quells the urge to rub one out. I mean, if I'm taking notes with my left hand and flipping my hair with my right, the necessary appendages are otherwise occupied. Masturbatory urges denied! Great success!

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      3. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Feb 26
        Replying to @ZoeLightly

        I don't have hair, but otherwise a solid strategy.

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