Dilbert
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If this is a simulation then the lowest bidder is the one who got the job to write it.
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Proves we’re not in a simulation, here software upgrades makes everything slower
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the days seem like they're getting faster because they are, literally, getting faster. the earth is speeding up it's rotation, set to have record short days this year
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Soooo.... That's like saying we're in a simulation, right?
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Good one!
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Can I be the handyman in a Dilbert? We never see the guy that maintains the building they work at.
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I fell asleep last night thinking about this strip. I’ve been feeling an upgrade in a murky part of my conscious.
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The Daily Strip, in Haiku. First came "Game of Life" Then an upgrade to "The Sims" When did we plug in?
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