The great California exodus seems to be Tennessee actually...
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When Texas freezes over.
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Smart move.
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The main difference is that in Texas we pay a lot less for incompetence than California does.
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Sure, but we get the higher quality incompetence -- the good stuff.
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Florida: "Oh shit. Here they come."
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On the plus side, a permanent answer becomes crystal clear - fucking never.
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Alabama is safe from the Great COVID Migration because....Alabama.
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