Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
ScottAdamsSays's profile
Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Verified account
@ScottAdamsSays

Tweets

Scott AdamsVerified account

@ScottAdamsSays

My Micro Lesson (2-4 min. videos) on being more happier and more effective in life are on Locals: http://bit.ly/2Ygv2tf 

Pleasanton CA
youtube.com/c/realCoffeeWi…
Joined October 2014

Tweets

  • © 2021 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Jan 8

      Scott Adams Retweeted Twitter Safety

      It's too soon to know if this suspension will be viewed as one of the biggest mistakes in American history, but it's certainly a candidate.https://twitter.com/TwitterSafety/status/1347684877634838528 …

      Scott Adams added,

      Twitter SafetyVerified account @TwitterSafety
      After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them we have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement of violence. https://blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/company/2020/suspension.html …
      Show this thread
      2,048 replies 2,929 retweets 13,740 likes
    2. Matt Scalici‏Verified account @MattScalici Jan 8
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      I think it might finish a few places behind “Electing a psychotic narcissist game show host to be the commander in chief of a country with nuclear weapons”

      12 replies 6 retweets 248 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Jan 9
      Replying to @MattScalici

      That’s a lot of words for “multiple Nobel Peace Prize nominee.” TDS lingers worse than coronavirus.

      11:20 AM - 9 Jan 2021
      • 8 Retweets
      • 41 Likes
      • Timebox Trader CoinZee Suspect Poster Gail Rule schmosef Christina Ramirez None of your business Levoff Tostig Champa
      33 replies 8 retweets 41 likes
        1. New conversation
        2. Epstein did 9/11‏ @findsexperts Jan 9
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattScalici

          It was an honour to be nominated

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Dr Christine Kyprianides‏ @ChristineKyprie Jan 9
          Replying to @findsexperts @ScottAdamsSays @MattScalici

          No, it’s not an honor to be nominated. There’s a large number of higher ups qualified to nominate candidates for the Nobel. In principle, ISIS could be nominated for the peace prize. So could Scott Adams. The honor comes only in winning.

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        4. Show replies
        1. MM‏ @ZHusain11 Jan 9
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattScalici

          Your the best dude.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. NBA Forever‏ @noine_nba Jan 9
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattScalici

          NBA Forever Retweeted Michelle Goldberg

          https://twitter.com/michelleinbklyn/status/1347982274361389056?s=21 …

          NBA Forever added,

          Michelle GoldbergVerified account @michelleinbklyn
          “Trump Derangement Syndrome” has always been a term meant to stigmatize accurate descriptions of Trump https://twitter.com/EricLevitz/status/1347885597273300994 …
          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. Physics Boyt‏ @PhysicsBoyt Jan 9
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattScalici

          The names of Nobel Prize nominees are kept secret for fifty years. Unless he was nominated for getting a medical deferment back in the sixties, then Nobel Prize eligible is a more apt description.

          0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. Fantomass‏ @greyvelvetfilms Jan 9
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattScalici

          Thank you for drawing Dogbert getting blown by Dilbert for me sir, the veins on his cock were expertly rendered. It made a great anniversary gift. But you must be hard up for cash to only charge $5.

          0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. Ben Spiker‏ @bspiker Jan 9
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattScalici

          This is one of the sadder tweets I’ve seen.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. itssmgk‏ @itssmgk Jan 9
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattScalici

          It's easier to get nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize than an Oscar, but do go on, super genius.

          0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. Johnsense‏ @sprague11 Jan 9
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattScalici

          "world's pussiest comebacks" your next book title? Cause that one deserves a chapter of so.

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. Invictus‏ @TBPInvictus Jan 9
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @MattScalici

          “Nominee” is all you need to see. They don’t award a consolation prize. And he never stood a snowball’s chance in hell of winning in any event.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo

      Loading seems to be taking a while.

      Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

        Promoted Tweet

        false

        • © 2021 Twitter
        • About
        • Help Center
        • Terms
        • Privacy policy
        • Cookies
        • Ads info