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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays Jan 2

    Audit Blackmail by Scott Adams https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-01-02?creator=Dilbert_Daily … via @Dilbert_Daily

    5:37 AM - 2 Jan 2021
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    • Rivendell Rose Vlastii SVolchina Jason “Young Prodigy” Cohen 😌 Chris Bernal Arnold Offner zywiec maggie Charles Nichols 10th year of 2A lawsuit in 9th Cir
    15 replies 82 retweets 499 likes
      1. john snyder‏ @johnsny06832293 Jan 2
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        China day 1 of @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris

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      2. HGFC Gunplabro‏ @GunplabroYT Jan 2
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        I thought the joke was gonna go in a different direction. I thought he was going to ask him for 1 billion dollars.

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      3. Matias Volco‏ @MatiasVolco Jan 2
        Replying to @GunplabroYT @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        Yes because in real life the price would be a function of 1 billion, that is why the joke is so well engineered . This one's for the ages

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      1. Greg 'Zink' Czinke‏ @gregzink Jan 2
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        Made me (somehow) think of Brexit. Is it acceptable for media to call for a new referendum if media didn’t like the results of the old referendum?

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      1. End_of_Uppsala‏ @End_of_Uppsala Jan 2
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        End_of_Uppsala Retweeted End_of_Uppsala

        Awesome! What when money fails?https://twitter.com/End_of_Uppsala/status/1339535092415344646 …

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        End_of_Uppsala @End_of_Uppsala
        Replying to @End_of_Uppsala @StateDept @SecPompeo
        Globalist elitists heedless of $ paid to achieve prize. Power & control, not money, the object since plans include making “money power [] become as dead a force as religion is now.” FOUNDATION Isaac Asimov A lie, on both counts. Money & true religion are eternal tools for good https://twitter.com/PresXi_Jinping/status/1334754724155957250 …
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      1. Trace  🐲 Trust No One  ♥️ 🧜‍♀️ ⚾‏ @WisteriaSky233 Jan 2
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        Gold!

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      1. Andre von Plombiêr-Numérique 🛡‏ @yarruMwerdnA Jan 2
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        Andre von Plombiêr-Numérique 🛡 Retweeted Tom Peters

        Ironically Tom Peters just Tweeted this:https://twitter.com/tom_peters/status/1345363814347378688?s=19 …

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        Tom PetersVerified account @tom_peters
        If you are running short of major worries, this may help you keep the worrybin full. “via @NYTimes” https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/02/us/politics/russian-hacking-government.html?referringSource=articleShare …
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      2. Robert Terry‏ @RobertETerry Jan 2
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        Shouldn't the punchline be "A billion dollars"?

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      3. Just a Canuck taking it all in  🇨🇦‏ @UsesSimpleTools Jan 2
        Replying to @RobertETerry @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        No. Because Dogbert was only using a billion dollars as an example of what they could be blackmailed for. The actual amount could vary.

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      1. Steve Blackwood‏ @steveblackwood Jan 2
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        Reminder: don’t read Dilbert while drinking coffee. 😂

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