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    1.  🇺🇸 Jeff  🇺🇸 Sharp  🇺🇸‏ @jwsharp23 31 Dec 2020

      Anyone else notice that @jaketapper who has looked unhappy the last fours also looks like he has aged 10-15 years while while @ScottAdamsSays who has looked and acted happy over the same time period looks like he hasn't aged at all? I don't think this is a coincidence.

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 31 Dec 2020
      Replying to @jwsharp23 @jaketapper

      He's still better looking, damn it.

      10:00 AM - 31 Dec 2020
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        1. Matthew Harkrider‏ @MHark 31 Dec 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jwsharp23 @jaketapper

          That’s purely subjective.

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        1. Dane DeArmond‏ @DaneDeArmond 31 Dec 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jwsharp23 @jaketapper

          He also wears makeup for the camera....

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        1. Pardon Julian Assange‏ @whiskers5012 31 Dec 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jwsharp23 @jaketapper

          That's not the point but good try

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        1. Ian Bearden‏ @ianbearden 31 Dec 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jwsharp23 @jaketapper

          If it’s any consolation, that ain’t saying much.

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        1. I'm Just A Nobody‏ @Guitanguran 31 Dec 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jwsharp23 @jaketapper

          Let's see who's got the hottest spouse.

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        1.  🇺🇸 Jeff  🇺🇸 Sharp  🇺🇸‏ @jwsharp23 31 Dec 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jaketapper

          My wife fact checked that statement and concluded it to be 100% false.

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        1. barely awake‏ @wmwyeth 31 Dec 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jwsharp23 @jaketapper

          eyes of the beholder... well, literacy of the beholder

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        1. Carla Horn‏ @CarlaA43867 31 Dec 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jwsharp23 @jaketapper

          No he’s not.

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        1. Paresh‏ @ps62 31 Dec 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jwsharp23 @jaketapper

          Lol !

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        1.  🇺🇸T, Esq. 🇺🇸‏ @DigitalPatriot0 31 Dec 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @jwsharp23 @jaketapper

          I bet your wife is cuter than his. 😆

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