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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 23 Dec 2020

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    I'd watch it.https://twitter.com/MintChipMusic/status/1341861538026541057 …

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    Mint Chip @MintChipMusic
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    A better show would be if Trump won and they told Biden he was president and made a replica White House for him.
    1:43 PM - 23 Dec 2020
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      1. Mandolinpickin‏ @Zapzipzim 23 Dec 2020
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        I’d need an extra dose of badacathcar to get me through.

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      1. ScissorsWithTheRuns‏ @8XWithTheRuns 23 Dec 2020
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        Would be one of the few things worth watching nowadays.

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      1. Lee Enfield‏ @Series3Scott 23 Dec 2020
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Invisible Gorilla‏ @InvisibleGoril1 23 Dec 2020
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        They'd only have to build the Whitehouse basement, right?

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      1. Ralph Winston Lundvall‏ @rwl7532 23 Dec 2020
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        Theme music called The Bidden's Family.

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      1. Leroy Jethro Gibbs‏ @chaburrophobic 23 Dec 2020
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        A lot cheaper if they just remodel his basement as a replica of the Oval Office.

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      1. Niccolo M.‏ @n_iccolo 23 Dec 2020
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        I really want to see the other branch of the multiverse where we didn't have a civil war and the north just let the south secede. What would the 2 countries look like today.

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      1. Keith Preston‏ @KeithPreston 23 Dec 2020
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        He’s been practicing in his basement Oval Office replica for months! I heard he has a Starship Enterprise Bridge down there too for when he gets bored of playing President!

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      1. Plato‏ @madg1776 23 Dec 2020
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        Just tell Joe he won his re-election bid for his Senate seat.

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