Your cartoons are so spot on, it's scary. 
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where I used to work, management refers to them as the "stretch" goals. One of the senior guys told me not to worry about them. He said, "it's not like they are going to give you a pay raise if you are successful."
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Is there a way that I can buy this framed? I want it for my office door.
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I’ve had your Dilbert books since the 90s. My 10-yr-old daughter found them and loves them. :-)
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They are more than that. They encourage poor quality work, and favor ambitious employees who will cut corners, and crawl over others to get ahead.
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This is why I have 4 college degrees and made 75 A’s in a row so I could apply to over 10,000 jobs and be told by stupid people that I’m not qualified for any job, not even jobs that require you to say ”do you want fries with that?”
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True story. My last job interview they ask what my goals were. I said I don't have any goals I just want to come to work and be left alone. I've been here 17 years now.
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