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    Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 15 Dec 2020

    Ted Reimagined More by Scott Adams https://dilbert.com/strip/2020-12-15?creator=Dilbert_Daily … via @Dilbert_Daily

    3:07 AM - 15 Dec 2020
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      1. Tracy Previte‏ @tracyprevite 15 Dec 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        Poor Ted.

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      1. LaraBoyMom‏ @Laraboymom 15 Dec 2020
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        😂

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      1. TexasHawgHammer‏ @HawgTexas 15 Dec 2020
        Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @Dilbert_Daily

        My time in Fortune 500 taught me that companies are like empires. They both have a life cycle and the downslope looks just like this.

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      1. D1rektor‏ @TheD1rektor 15 Dec 2020
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        Fun.

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      1. Scott Terzian‏ @scott_terzian 15 Dec 2020
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        “But I was employee of the month in November!”

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      1. Mike Lewis‏ @MikeLewisImages 15 Dec 2020
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        I know that all too well. I was hired by a financial firm after they received big tax breaks for hiring. Once they received the break for hiring I was one of 300 to be laid off. Job was created to act as a holder position.

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      1. Andrew Bent‏ @AndrewBent6 15 Dec 2020
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        The way managers put it in the BBC series W1A was 'Deimagined' or alternatively 'Reimagined as non existent going forward'.

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        I love Dilbert.

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      1. Notorious D.O.G.‏ @FlanneryGalleg1 15 Dec 2020
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        😆 perfect

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      1. Laura‏ @Laura82113665 15 Dec 2020
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        My job is dependent on federal grant funds. If the grant goes away, so do I. I might be Ted!!

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