The funniest thing about the President retweeting me four times in one day is that it triggers the "never beens" to crawl out of their holes to accuse me of being a "has been" at the very moment I'm a "being."
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Can I have your permission to use that as my Twitter handle?
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My thoughts exactly. We’ll never know until we open up your Twitter feed.
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