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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 27 Nov 2020

      Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof. Democrats make the extraordinary claim that despite sky-high motivation and plenty of opportunity, they did NOT try to steal the election. Anything is POSSIBLE, but I'd need extraordinary proof to believe it.

      1,855 replies 1,067 retweets 7,280 likes
    2. kilgore trout, a student of martial arts‏ @KT_So_It_Goes 27 Nov 2020
      Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

      prove to me I am not fucking your wife. anything is possible but I’d need extraordinary proof to believe it.

      8 replies 5 retweets 721 likes
      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 27 Nov 2020
      Replying to @KT_So_It_Goes

      I don't have a photo of you. Can I borrow one?

      6:52 AM - 27 Nov 2020
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        2. kilgore trout, a student of martial arts‏ @KT_So_It_Goes 27 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          surepic.twitter.com/7rIMJc1zEg

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        2. 360Secure‏ @360_Secure 27 Nov 2020
          Replying to @TubbyRedLeader @ScottAdamsSays @KT_So_It_Goes

          And Ron Watkins showed us the footage of this man giving it to your wife with his toaster oven camera. It's not often that there is a camera on a toaster oven but Ron proved it was possible to power one, therefore it indeed happened.

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        1. Chuck Rogers‏ @CheckFact 27 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @KT_So_It_Goes

          I've been sleeping with your wife, too. Trust me, she won't give me up, and she already has a photo of me on her phone. You won't like it. PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT I AM MAKING THIS UP. BURDEN OF PROOF IS ON YOU.

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        1.  🚽 🐭@WyndhamVic  😷‏ @wyndhamvic 27 Nov 2020
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        1. tortious‏ @atowmater 27 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @KT_So_It_Goes

          Hey Scott I saw this guy making out with and fingering your wife down on the boardwalk recently. DM for his contact info.

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        1. OK Soda‏ @Pithynotpithy 27 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays @KT_So_It_Goes

          Scott, I have SWORN TESTIMONY that a van pulled up to your house and a MAN walked out and towards your home. He was dressed in all brown and holding a package, but the only explanation is INFIDELITY

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