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    1. Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 25 Nov 2020

      Caption contest. Try to beat the cartoonist.pic.twitter.com/kBQFxMJFq5

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      Scott Adams‏Verified account @ScottAdamsSays 25 Nov 2020

      “Have you ever seen Janet Yellen in a sweater?”

      4:50 PM - 25 Nov 2020
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      • Mark Trez NYC Constitutionalist Emotional Outlet Christa Bowling for Minitrue A Taylor Musburger Fred Ahl Craig President George Goulet
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        1. Jason “Young Prodigy” Cohen  😌‏ @ImaYoungProdigy 25 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          Yo check out the betting oddspic.twitter.com/PUWLmtKNbN

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        1. Lisa Rothstein #BeYourOwnBoss #NOPROAct #RepealAB5‏ @davincidiva 25 Nov 2020
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          pic.twitter.com/Eyak7oW2uf

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        1. 𝑱.𝑹.‏ @qgunk 25 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          Cartoonist wins

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        1. Mainetain Memes‏ @Mainetain21 25 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          Yellin fits the profile in diminutive size and ease of groping. But she's way past his demographic. *artist: Sabopic.twitter.com/kNJYUlVZAI

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        1. Dagen McDowell‏Verified account @dagenmcdowell 25 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          Out loud.

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        2. Dave Hardin‏ @knucklehead316 25 Nov 2020
          Replying to @ScottAdamsSays

          “Then I grabbed ahold of Kamala’s cha cha’s, and said “honk, honk”!”

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        3. Brian McClure‏ @brianmc_arch 25 Nov 2020
          Replying to @knucklehead316 @ScottAdamsSays

          Sorry, Scott. I vote for knucklehead. But u can ask the dems how to out vote me.

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        1. ron kenney‏ @KenneyRon 25 Nov 2020
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          "And then they would rub the hairs on my legs like this."

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        1. yonter‏ @yonter 25 Nov 2020
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          "Kamala really has some great assets"

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